— You have a big, new, red Jaguar and you’re 75 years old? I guess I understand you.
— The size and significance of a city can be measured not in millions of residents, but in McDonald’s. For example, a city with 3 McDonald’s.
— Fire, water, and copper pipes are nothing more than a well-made home boiler room.
— To drive 67 km there and then back just to properly tighten a loose screw? Welcome to the post-industrial society.
— The quality of the oil in a deep fryer can be inversely proportional to the quality of the fryer itself. People rely on more modern filters (or the manufacturer has spun tales about oil savings), but in the end, the oil looks terrible and even smokes. Meanwhile, in older generation fryers, the oil is fresh.
— If suddenly the “thing” that connects the oil drain valve to the electric motor that opens and closes it breaks, and it happens right when you’re trying to close the valve, then the whole kitchen gets filled with oil spilling over from the receiving container and a stream of curses.
– The fryer can be so smart that you need to enter a password to open this tap.
— If you don’t clean the ice cream maker from the inside for a long time, it will get filled with so much sticky milk dust that it will “mysteriously” stop working. The ice cream mixture can sit in it untouched for a week, and only then will mold start to grow on it. It won’t even try to spoil.
— To clean this machine, you need to take it with you. Yeah, one and a half hundredweight. Great. And two canisters of ice cream mix for testing after cleaning. Looks like there will be an ice cream party at the company.
— American equipment. Metric system? Never heard of it.
— Did the thermocouple break? No, it just came loose and sank to the bottom of the fryer. And it’s colder down there.