I never understood sommeliers. Sure, there are definitely different types of wine: sherry or port, Tokaji or Madeira. But trying to catch the subtle difference between a 2003 Chardonnay from the southern slope of a certain mountain in one village and a 2001 Chardonnay from another village… What’s the difference, really?
Oh no.
I’ve already started to distinguish between what seem to be identical McDonald’s.
— Here, usually, there’s a roll of towels hanging… But it’s not here.
— Hmm, where are the buckets from the regular corner for the buckets?
— And here the top advertising display is, oh… damn… 10 centimeters lower than everywhere else.
— How did they manage to creatively install the water shut-off valve like that? And why is the pipe, which is usually white, black here?
— Tiles of a different design…
— The ice cream machine is not located where it usually is for this type of room design.
— Where the heck is the ladder? There’s a special slot for it right here…