— You have a big, new, red Jaguar and you’re 75 years old? I guess I understand you.— The size and significance of a city can be measured not in millions of residents, but in McDonald’s. For example, a city with 3 McDonald’s.— Fire, water, and copper pipes are nothing Continue Reading

The ice cream machine broke down. No, it just had the sense to realize that it hadn’t been cleaned in two weeks. They removed the panel, shorted a contact that no one knew about, and everything started working again. And they cleaned it, too. How does it understand? The temperature Continue Reading

The roof looks like a red hat. Inside the hat, all sorts of junk is hidden, like the outdoor units. It’s a powerful system with two installations working in parallel. One of them has a broken compressor, and in the other, the refrigerant has somehow escaped. We searched for a Continue Reading

Facade with 9 windows, garage for 2 cars, X5 in the yard, 20 acres, owner is 190 cm tall, wearing glasses and a pullover, lawn, hedge, pool. The pool heat pump isn’t working. What’s wrong? Who knows. We opened it up… Semen Semenych… the power switch broke and came off Continue Reading

To keep the strawberries clean and make harvesting easier, they can be planted in trays suspended at shoulder height.

The conveyor oven at the pizzeria completely stopped working. Two hits with a hammer brought it back to life.

Accounting office. Just accountants. Outsourcers and tax specialists. Red folders, yellow files, green walls. Neat and tidy. The air conditioning keeps heating, even though May is technically over. Well, yes, the smart system has two programmed modes: winter and summer. But no one knows how to switch from winter to Continue Reading

The plastic plug on the pool heat pump just dried out. That’s it. It’s not working. It seems that for the next couple of weeks, people will be trying to start up their pools and discovering similar issues. The smiling housewife, while we, like pigs, walk around the house in Continue Reading

The new mineral will be called icecreamite. It consists of ancient deposits of frozen layers of ice cream inside the machine that makes it. It can be cleaned with a screwdriver and a pressure washer. Afterwards, everything around has a pleasant creamy scent. It lingers. Worse than ice cream is Continue Reading

The factory produces semi-trailers and buses. It’s just a factory—big, with cranes, warehouses, carts, blanks, sawdust, noise, and workers. Dirty windows in the workshop ceiling, powerful lamps. A laser cutting machine. It needs a large refrigerator. There was a significant leak, but it was fixed before we arrived. We came Continue Reading